Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

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This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.

wait.. isn’t that just… an ordinary slide…

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scarletsamhain:

willy wonka and I are one

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"It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die."

Urban Dictionary definition of unrequited love   (via contusioncunt)

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